EXTREMELY RUSHED Hetalia Badfic Exchange!

You'll be paired with a (super sekrit) person you'll write fic for! Now unlike other Secret Santas, quality is no issue here; you don't have to go through the extra effort to make a gift really nice. In fact, we want just the opposite! We want shit so bad your recipient wants to gouge their eyes out, porn that'll make sure they can't fap for weeks, characterization so bad you're vomiting before you can say DOITSU DOITSU-

Ahem.
 

Comments are screened; I'll reply here telling you who you're matched with. Signups last from now until December 1; I'll match you up with someone by December 5. You'll need to join the comm to participate.

You can post your beautiful disasters starting December 10. In respect for our Orthodox friends, the absolutest-fucking-deadline for posting your gift is January 7.

In addition, please tell us if you're willing to pinch-hit! Even shit takes time to craft, and some of our shit-crafters might find their dignity again need to gracefully drop out.

For giving:

Username:
Email so I can contact you outside of LJ:
DO WANT: Characters or situations you would like to write
DO NOT WANT: Characters, situations or pairings you won't touch with a ten-and-a-half foot pole
Maximum Rating you'll do: 
Will you be able to pinch-hit?:

For receiving:

Characters/Pairings:
Prompt:

Do about 2-3 of these so that your gifter can pick the one they're worst/best at. You also have the option of making one or both of these fields a free-for-all.

If you prefer to be anonymous, post your request here.

Now,
 

CREATE, MY MONKEYS!

ADDENDUM: Now, by badfic, I mean poorly written. Mary-Sue OCs, poor characterization of canon characters, plot holes, grammar and spelling mistakes, you know the drill. Historical(ly inaccurate) gifts are a-ok, but please use good judgment.